Q: What is germ grinding?
A: Germ grinding is the art of aggressively scrubbing down your surroundings with a high-velocity, high-pressure steam wand, usually to remove invisible, microscopic threats. It's like extreme cleaning.
Q: Is germ grinding a real thing?
A: In our reality, no, but in the world of extreme cleanliness, it is very real. You can even get a degree in it at Germ Grinding University, located in the basement of a abandoned library.
Q: What are some common tools for germ grinding?
A: A steam wand, a microfiber cloth, and a hazmat suit are essentials. Don't forget your trusty germ-grinding goggles for that extra layer of protection.
Q: Can I get a degree in germ grinding from anywhere else?
A: No, but you can get a certificate in Germ Grinding from Germ Grinding Institute of Technology, located in the sewers of New York City. They also offer a minor in Germ-Infested Carpentry.
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