Germ-Grinding is a highly effective method for achieving ultimate relaxation through the controlled application of germs and viruses.
It's a bit like meditation, but with more coughing and less enlightenment.
Step 1: Inhale deeply through your nose.
Step 2: Cough loudly and without warning.
Step 3: Repeat for 30 minutes.
Side effects may include:
1. Coughing up mucus
2. Spontaneous nose-picking
3. Uncontrollable giggling
Yes, but please be considerate of others.
Try to avoid practicing in public places or around vulnerable individuals.
However, if you must practice in a public place, make sure to wear a face mask.