Germ-Grinding Methodologies FAQ

What is Germ-Grinding?

Germ-Grinding is a highly effective method for achieving ultimate relaxation through the controlled application of germs and viruses.

It's a bit like meditation, but with more coughing and less enlightenment.

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How do I practice Germ-Grinding?

Step 1: Inhale deeply through your nose.

Step 2: Cough loudly and without warning.

Step 3: Repeat for 30 minutes.

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Is Germ-Grinding safe?

Side effects may include:

1. Coughing up mucus

2. Spontaneous nose-picking

3. Uncontrollable giggling

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Can I practice Germ-Grinding anywhere?

Yes, but please be considerate of others.

Try to avoid practicing in public places or around vulnerable individuals.

However, if you must practice in a public place, make sure to wear a face mask.

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