Article I: The Unyielding Pursuit of Bacteria
Section 2: The Germ-Grinding Creed
Section 4: The Unyielding Pursuit of Viruses
Section 5: The Unyielding Pursuit of Fungi
Section 6: The Unyielding Pursuit of Protozoa
Section 7: The Unyielding Pursuit of Everything Else
Or, you know, just stay home and wash your hands.