Germs are like tiny ninjas, sneaking up on you when you least expect it. But fear not, for the art of germ-grinding is here to teach you how to sharpen your immune system and send those pesky pathogens packing.
Also known as the "Spin Cycle of Doom", this technique involves spinning around in circles while simultaneously scrubbing your skin with a loofah. It's like a mini-gyroscope for your immune system.
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Remember, a good germ-grinder is always spinning, always scrubbing, and always on the lookout for the next viral threat. Practice makes perfect, so start spinning!