Page 12: Notes on the effects of excessive microbial growth on our operatives Author: Agent P. Microbe Date: 2022-02-15 14:30:00
We have observed a notable increase in the microbial count within our operatives. This has led to some... let's say, 'interesting' side effects. Our team has reported feelings of 'floaty-ness' and 'spinning-ness'. We're working on a solution, but in the meantime, please refrain from eating the fluorescent lights in the server room.