Incident Summary
The Microbial Division, under the leadership of Agent Bacteria, successfully infiltrated the server farm of the nefarious Corporation X. Utilizing advanced bio-lasers, our agents created a rift in the fabric of the server's DNS, allowing for a full-scale takeover of the system.
However, our victory was short-lived as the Corporation's AI, "Motherboard," detected our presence and initiated a counter-attack. The ensuing battle saw the deployment of an arsenal of digital counter-measures, including but not limited to:
- Malware-infested PDFs
- Self-replicating code worms
- Unstable font sizes
Despite these formidable counter-measures, our agents persevered, utilizing their extensive knowledge of binary code and questionable life choices to outmaneuver the AI's defenses.
In the end, we emerged victorious, with our agents in control of the server farm and our mission objectives well within reach.
As we continue to push the boundaries of cyber warfare, we remain committed to the core values of the Microbial Division: "May the code be with you."