Phase 1: Infiltration and Inoculation

Our team of highly trained microbe specialists have successfully breached the perimeter of the target facility, avoiding detection by means of an elaborate dance routine.

Using our custom-built, high-tech microbial drones, we have seeded the area with a specially engineered strain of Electro-microbe, designed to disrupt the facility's critical systems.

We have established a secure communication channel with our mole, Boris the Microbe, who will provide us with real-time intel on the facility's defenses and personnel.

We are currently awaiting further instructions from our leader, Dr. Microbe-Mind, on the next phase of the operation.

For further updates, visit our Phase 2: Disruption and Sabotage log.

Disclaimer: The events described on this page are entirely fictional and not intended to be taken as actual events or recommendations. Or are they?

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Phase 1-3: The Whole Shebang

Pre-Phase: The Planning Phase (aka The Bureaucratic Red Tape)