Operation: Microbial Mischief Phase 0

Initial Infiltration

We are a highly trained group of microbial operatives, specializing in covert ops and clandestine culture hacking.

Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to infiltrate and disrupt the local petri dish ecosystem.

Phase 0: Recon and Infiltration

We've identified several key targets for our initial phase:

• Phase 1: Bio-Lumination - Discreetly introduce our custom strain of super-slimy E. coli to the host organism.
• Phase 2: Culture Shock - Gradually increase our microbial presence to maximum tolerable levels.

Stay vigilant, operatives. The stakes are high_goals are higher.

Report to HQ for further instructions.

Or just go ahead and do it yourself. We trust you.