We've been experimenting with various forms of microbial mischief since Phase I, but Phase III is our most ambitious yet. Our team of expert microbiologists and mad scientists have developed a new strain of genetically engineered, glow-in-the-dark bacteria that can only be seen with the aid of special, high-tech goggles.
We're currently testing the limits of our new creation, and we're looking for volunteers willing to participate in our experiments. If you're feeling adventurous and have a strong stomach, we invite you to join us in our quest for scientific discovery... and possibly world domination.