**Phase 1: Infiltrate Local Bacteria Cultures**
Learn more about our first phase of operation.
**Phase 2: Spread to the City Parks**
Discover the thrill of Phase 2.
**Phase 3: Take Over the Local Water Supply**
Get the inside scoop on Phase 3.
**Phase 4: Global Domination**
The final phase of our dastardly plan.
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