We've been experimenting with a new strain of super-aggressive, genetically engineered microbe that's capable of turning your favorite snacks into sentient, judgmental entities.
Currently, we're testing its ability to turn a batch of artisanal cheese into a swarm of miniature, tutu-wearing, judgmental accountants.
Results are promising, but we're still tweaking the algorithm to ensure maximum annoyance.
Phase 1 Results | Phase 2 Results | Our Mischief in Progress
