Slimecheese: The Unapologetic, Unapplied, and Unpredictable

Welcome to the Slimecheese Institute of Methodologies, where we proudly specialize in the art of Microbial Mischief.

We are the masters of the microbial realm, where the rules are made up, but our results are always a-go.

Our team of expert Slimecheesers has developed the following methodologies:

Our methodologies are not for the faint of heart. Or stomach. Or any part of the digestive system, really. But hey, if you think you can handle the goo, join us!

Slimecheese Institute of Methodologies. Because, why not?