"In a world where science is a joke, I'm the punchline."
Welcome to my lab, where I conduct the most rigorous research in the field of microbial mischief. My team of highly trained, highly caffeinated scientists (that's just me) work tirelessly to push the boundaries of what we thought we knew about microbes.
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And, if you're feeling particularly mischievous: