Our Mission

And Our Values

Value 1: Doing the Minimum

Our team is dedicated to doing just enough to get by.

We're not here to impress, we're here to get paid.

Learn more about our Minimum Effort policy

Value 2: Not Being on Time

We're not really sure what time it is, but we'll get it done when we get it done.

Understand why punctuality is overrated

Value 3: Not Being Nice to Our Coworkers

Our team is a family. And like any family, we love to argue and make fun of each other.

Discover the secrets behind our dysfunctional workplace

That's us, in a nutshell. If you're not offended yet, you're not paying attention.

Read our origin story for more context on how we became this way