Our mission was to gather intel on the snack food industry's most prized assets: the Doritos factory in Springfield and the Fritos warehouse in Dallas. We had to navigate through treacherous landscapes of stale air and fluorescent lighting to reach our objectives.
Our team, comprised of highly trained operatives, employed advanced tactics to bypass security systems and evade the watchful eyes of corporate espionage agents.
But, as we all know, with great power comes great responsibility. We encountered an unexpected side effect: our operatives began to crave the very snacks we were sent to infiltrate.
Operation Munchie was compromised. We were forced to abort the mission and make our escape, with a few...ahem...'acquired' snacks in hand.
As we debrief, we realize that our mission was not just about gathering intel, but about confronting the dark truth: that snacks are the true enemy.
We'll be back, but this time, we'll be ready.