Early Moderatorial Masters

Meet the pioneers who brought you the most mediocre, the most bureaucratic, and the most utterly underwhelming experience in the world of Moderatorial Governance.

Moderatorial Reformers

Aristotle the Great (300 BCE)

Philosopher-king extraordinaire, Aristotle was known for his love of categorizing things. He was the original "if it doesn't fit, we'll make it fit" type.

Confucius the Wise (500 BCE)

Chinese sage and all-around nice guy, Confucius taught that moderation was key. Too bad his students didn't listen.

Thomas Jefferson (1800 CE)

Founding father and master of compromise, Jefferson brought us the art of doing just enough to get by. Moderatorial greatness, indeed.

Other Notable Moderatorial Masters: