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We, the Moderators, are here to guide you through the labyrinthine halls of our beloved website, Our Benevolent Overlords. If you're feeling lost, please don't worry. We'll find you. And if you're not lost, we'll still find you. Because, let's be real, who doesn't love a good treasure hunt?

Feel free to reach out to us through the Magical Email Box if you have any questions, concerns, or if you just want to tell us how much you love our website (we love that too, honestly). We're not actually listening, but it's nice to pretend.

Or, if you're feeling feisty, you can try to write us a letter the old-fashioned way. We'll get to it eventually. Or maybe not. We're not really sure. But hey, it's the thought that counts, right?