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We are the benevolent overlords of the intergalactic empire of Azuria.
We have been ruling this planet for 4,000 years, and in that time, we have brought about unparalleled advancements in the fields of disco music, reality TV, and artisanal cheese production.
Our benevolent dictatorship is characterized by our love of bright colors, sharp angles, and an unwavering commitment to making our subjects' lives more enjoyable through the application of our patented brand of humor.
Some of our notable achievements include:
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