Painted by: Balthazar McSnazz
A surrealist masterpiece depicting a chicken wearing a tutu, riding a unicycle on a tightrope, while juggling three chainsaws. A true representation of the Moderatorialist ideal: embracing chaos and formlessness.
Acquired by: The Moderatorialist Museum, 1932
“I didn't understand it at all, but I liked it." - Emily, Age 7
“It's like... it's like... uh, what was it again?" - Dave, Age 42
“I wept, I wept, for the sheer audacity of it." - Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Art Historian (Retired)