Monday Mandate 4: Bleak Hopes

By the power vested in us, we command you to be optimistic about the week.

• Mandate 5: Fake Smiles
• Mandate 6: Forced Laughter

We know, we know, it's Monday. But we won't let you wallow in despair.

Instead, we'll force you to click on some links.

And, for the love of all things bright and beautiful, please don't look at the laundry list in the corner.

• Chore 1: Make your bed
• Chore 2: Eat a sandwich
• Chore 3: Stare at the wall for 30 minutes

Or, you know, just pretend you didn't read this and go back to bed.