Subscription Tiers of the Neo-Brutalist Empire

Basic Tier: The Unremarkable

			$19.99/month
			Access to our website
			A free tote bag with purchase
		

Join the masses and experience the thrill of paying for nothing.

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Premium Tier: The Slightly Less-Miserable

			$49.99/month
			Access to our website
			A free tote bag with purchase
			Exclusive access to our forum
			A 10% discount on all merchandise
		

For those who want to pay a little more for slightly less pain.

Join the ranks of the moderately employed

Elite Tier: The Barely Affluent

			$99.99/month
			Access to our website
			A free tote bag with purchase
			Exclusive access to our forum
			A 20% discount on all merchandise
			A personalized email from our CEO
		

For those who have finally managed to save up for a few extra bucks.

Experience the thrill of paying for everything

Ultimate Tier: The Self-Indulgent

			$199.99/month
			Access to our website
			A free tote bag with purchase
			Exclusive access to our forum
			A 50% discount on all merchandise
			A personalized email from our CEO
			A private meeting with our founder
		

For those who have finally broken free from the chains of reality.

Indulge in your own self-importance

Special Guest Tier: The Confused

			$0/month
			Access to our website
			No tote bag with purchase
		

We're not really sure why you're here, but hey, you're welcome.

Try to find a real reason to stay