The Office Break Room

Welcome, weary employees, to the office break room: where the microwave is always on, but the coffee is always off. Where you can grab a snack, recharge, and pretend you're not slowly losing your mind.

Here are some of our most popular break room features:

• The Microwave: Where the only things you'll find are last week's leftovers
• The Whiteboard: Where you can draw, scribble, and erase your deepest fears and desires
• The Fridge: Where the mystery meat has a name, but you're not sure what it is

Don't forget to grab a pen from the Pen Cup before you start doodling on the whiteboard.