Operations Manual 1995

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Section 1: Preparing for the Impending Doom

Step 1: Gather all the Canned Goods

  1. Raid the local supermarket. They won't be needing those expired cans of beans.
  2. Stock up on bottled water. You'll be drinking a lot of it.
  3. Invest in a good pair of duct tape pants. Trust us on this one.

Step 2: Learn to MacGyver

  1. Watch a lot of 80s TV shows. Pay attention to the plots.
  2. Practice your wire-wrapping skills. You never know when you'll need to make a makeshift toilet out of a tin can and some twine.
  3. Develop a strong sense of improvisational skills. You'll be making a lot of "improvisational" repairs.

Step 3: Prepare for the Worst

  1. Stock up on extra batteries. You never know when your radio will need replacing.
  2. Learn to identify the sounds of impending doom. A loud rumbling noise? Must be the apocalypse.
  3. Develop a strong stomach. You'll be eating a lot of canned soup.
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