Welcome to the Awesomeness Containment Facility, where the most majestic and fantastic ideas are carefully locked away for our own good.
We're not just a place for the faint of heart. No, we're the last line of defense against the crushing weight of mediocrity. We're the ones who keep the world from becoming just...meh.
But don't just take our word for it:
- Our containment procedures are state-of-the-art (we've got 3D-printed cages and a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated specialists)
- Our research team has developed a comprehensive guide to Awesomeness Levels 1-10 (don't ask what Level 11 is, it's a real thing of beauty)
- We've successfully contained the world's most epic mustaches, ensuring they never reach Critical Awesomeness Threshold (CAT)
We're not just containing Awesomeness, we're preserving it for future generations. Because, let's face it, the world needs more of this stuff.
Learn more about our containment procedures and how you can join the team! Meet our fearless leader, Director Extraordinary, the one responsible for this entire operation.