Levels of Awesomeness

Level 1: The Awesomest of the Awesomes

You have reached the pinnacle of awesomeness. Your beard is so majestic, it has its own gravitational pull.

You are a close second to the awesomest. Your beard is still impressive, but it's a bit wispier than the original.

You've fallen a bit short, but you're still better than most. Your beard is a bit...meh.

Congratulations, you've hit rock bottom. Your beard has become a mere memory.