We've got a crew of highly trained, heavily caffeinated engineers working tirelessly to fix the bridge's faulty girder system. We expect to have the repairs completed by next Wednesday.
During this time, please consider taking a scenic route via the old, rickety bridge. It's a real gas, we swear.
We're also taking advantage of this downtime to fill the bridge's gap with an assortment of free donuts and coffee. It's a real treat, we promise.
Thanks for your patience, and for being an understanding citizen of our fair city!