About Our Bridge: Maintenance Schedule
We're currently closed for repairs, but don't worry, we're not abandoned. Our team of expert engineers are hard at work making sure our bridge doesn't collapse into the drink.
Expected re-opening: Next Tuesday, probably. Maybe.
- We're currently working on fixing the following issues:
- Leaky pipes
- Rusty hinges
- Unstable structural integrity
Our Bridge Maintenance Coffee Fund
Union Negotiations and Coffee Breaks
Funding and Grant Proposals
Bridge Tunnel Problems and Coffee
Coffee Machine Maintenance and Bridge Problems