About Our Bridge: Maintenance Schedule

We're currently closed for repairs, but don't worry, we're not abandoned. Our team of expert engineers are hard at work making sure our bridge doesn't collapse into the drink.

Expected re-opening: Next Tuesday, probably. Maybe.

We're currently working on fixing the following issues:
Leaky pipes
Rusty hinges
Unstable structural integrity

Our Bridge Maintenance Coffee Fund Union Negotiations and Coffee Breaks Funding and Grant Proposals Bridge Tunnel Problems and Coffee Coffee Machine Maintenance and Bridge Problems