Minutes from 2022-01-01: "The Great Cookie Heist"
On January 1st, 2022, our council convened to discuss the theft of the office cookies. After a heated debate, it was decided that the perpetrator, known only as "The Cookie Bandit," would face severe penalties, including but not limited to: loss of privileges, extra chores, and a lifetime supply of oatmeal.
Decision 001: The council hereby establishes a Cookie Heist Task Force to investigate the matter and provide recommendations for future cookie security.
Minutes from 2022-02-15: "The Great Debate on the Color Scheme"
On February 15th, 2022, our council gathered to discuss the aesthetics of our office decor. After a spirited discussion, it was decided that the walls would be painted a shade of "burnt sienna" and the floors would be replaced with "gleaming white linoleum."
Decision 002: The council hereby establishes a committee to research and recommend a new color scheme, with a focus on "non-traditional" and "edgy" options.
Minutes from 2023-05-03: "The Great Coffee Machine Debacle"
On May 3rd, 2023, our council met to discuss the malfunctioning coffee machine. After a tense meeting, it was decided that the machine would be replaced with a new one that "actually works." Decision 003: The council hereby establishes a policy that all coffee machines will be tested for functionality before purchase.
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