"We shall not be swayed by the petty concerns of the masses,"
our great and powerful leader declared, "for we are the vanguard of progress, and the future is now."
Read on, as our fearless leader reveals the secrets of the universe! Or, for the really dedicated, dive deeper into our leader's master plan!Section 2: The Leader's Grand Plan, a document of unyielding vision and unwavering resolve.
Here, we outline the key principles of our glorious revolution: