Meet our Supreme Leader, the ruler of the land, the bringer of pizza, and the destroyer of all that is good.
Learn about their impressive beard Read about their favorite foodsIt's a sight to behold, a wonder to marvel at, a behemoth of a beard that has been tamed by our Supreme Leader.
It's said that if you stare into the depths of the beard, you'll be trapped forever.
Learn about the history of the land under the beardPineapple pizza is their go-to, with an extra sprinkle of disappointment.
They also enjoy an endless supply of disappointment and despair.
Learn about the history of the land under their ruleIt's a time of great fear, of trembling hearts, of constant dread.
But fear not, for the Supreme Leader is just a benevolent dictator.
Learn about the rise of the Supreme Leader