Manifesto 1: The Infallibility of Our Leader

Article 1: The Leader is Always Right

Article 2: Criticism is a Personal Attack

Article 3: The Leader is Never Wrong, But the Leader's Spokesperson is Always Right

Article 4: Those Who Question the Leader are the Real Problem

Article 5: The Leader is a Visionary, a Prophet, and a Genius

Article 6: The Leader's Hair is a Work of Art

Article 7: The Leader's Sarcasm is a Form of Flattery

Article 8: The Leader is a Timeless Icon of Fashion and Culture