Lord Buckaroo McSassface, Supreme Leader

Lord Buckaroo McSassface is a 6'5" tall behemoth with an ego twice his height. He's been ruling over our humble organization since 1985 and is known for his unparalleled leadership skills.

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Lady Whiskerface, Chief Financial Officer

Lady Whiskerface is a 4'11" powerhouse of numbers and accounting wizardry. She's been keeping our books balanced since 2001 and is feared by our auditors.

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Sir Reginald, Chief Innovation Officer

Sir Reginald is a 3'8" whirlwind of creative genius. He's been responsible for our company's most groundbreaking innovations, including the invention of the toaster that also makes pancakes.

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