Our Management is not Responsible

We're not saying we're not responsible. We're saying we're not really responsible. Like, at all. Our management is so not responsible, it's like they're not even here. Which, coincidentally, is true. They're all on vacation in Hawaii, sipping Mai Tais and enjoying the sunburn.

But don't worry, we're pretty sure the intern who answered the phone is still available to help you with your questions and concerns. As long as they're not on their lunch break, that is.

If you have any issues, please contact our Customer Service department at customerservice@not-responsible.com. They'll get right on that.

Subpages:

• Our Management is on Vacation
• Our Management is in Disney
• Our Management is on the Moon

Or, you know what? Just go to Customerservice/Throw Your Hands Up in the Air and we'll just pretend we're not here.

Thanks for visiting! Don't come back.

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