Our Moral Compass

We're glad you asked. Our Moral Compass is a highly advanced, super-sophisticated, and utterly useless tool for navigating the complexities of modern life. It's like a GPS, but for ethics.

Our team of expertly trained, yet completely unlicensed, moral philosophers have created a system that will guide you through the treacherous waters of right vs. wrong, good vs. bad, and left vs. right.

Using cutting-edge technology and a dash of pure, unadulterated guesswork, Our Moral Compass will help you:

• Make decisions that will make you feel better about yourself.
• Avoid doing anything that might make you feel terrible about yourself.
• Convince others that your questionable actions are totally justified.

And that's not all! Our Moral Compass also comes with an built-in feature to generate excuses for when you get caught.