Our Policies and Terms: The Fine Print

We reserve the right to make up rules as we go along. Don't @ us.

By accessing this site, you agree to our completely-not-made-up terms and conditions.

Section 1: The Unimportant Stuff

Our website is for entertainment purposes only. If you're bored, leave.

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT try to use our website for any actual work or productivity. We're not your parents.

Section 2: The Even Less Important Stuff

We're not responsible for any damage caused by your cat playing the piano.

If you're having trouble accessing our website, it's probably because you're using a browser from the 90s. Update, grandpa.

Our Sub-Policies

Sub-Policy 1: We reserve the right to change our sub-policies at any time without warning.

Sub-Policy 2: Don't even get us started on sub-sub-policies.

Read Sub-Policy 1

Read Sub-Policy 2

Sub-Section 1: The Fine Print

We're not responsible for any confusion caused by our poorly-written policies.

Don't @ us.

Sub-Section 2: The Even Finer Print

We're not responsible for any confusion caused by our poorly-written sub-policies.

Don't @ us.