Our Policies and Terms: The Fine Print
We reserve the right to make up rules as we go along. Don't @ us.
By accessing this site, you agree to our completely-not-made-up terms and conditions.
Section 1: The Unimportant Stuff
Our website is for entertainment purposes only. If you're bored, leave.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT try to use our website for any actual work or productivity. We're not your parents.
Section 2: The Even Less Important Stuff
We're not responsible for any damage caused by your cat playing the piano.
If you're having trouble accessing our website, it's probably because you're using a browser from the 90s. Update, grandpa.
Our Sub-Policies
Sub-Policy 1: We reserve the right to change our sub-policies at any time without warning.
Sub-Policy 2: Don't even get us started on sub-sub-policies.