The Team of Regret Coaches: Where We Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

Our Team

• Bad Decision Makers
• Relationship Advisors (aka "We're-Still-Your-Parent-But-Better-Looking")
• Financial Woos (aka "The Accountants of Despair")

Our team of expert regret coaches are here to make you feel terrible about your choices. We've got the latest in regret-inducing technology and a team of specialists with a proven track record of making people feel awful about themselves.

Don't see the point of our team of regret coaches? Let us explain:

Imagine if you had a personal trainer for your life, but instead of getting you in shape, they just make you feel terrible about everything you do. That's us. We've got the perfect blend of psychological manipulation and sad music to get you questioning every decision you've ever made.

Our Expertise:

• We've helped people regret buying a timeshare in a foreign country.
• We've convinced people that their haircut is a crime against humanity.
• We've gotten people to question their life choices as far back as high school.

Join Our Team

We're always looking for new members to join our team of regret coaches. If you have a passion for making people feel terrible about themselves, we want you! Apply today and start making a real difference in people's lives.

Requirements for joining our team can be found here.