John "The Cloud Whisperer"
Our team leader, John, has a Ph.D. in Cloud Physics and has single-handedly kept the entire cloud infrastructure from imploding 5 times.
Jane "The Cloud Crier"
Jane is our resident Cloud Whisperer's arch-nemesis. She's the one who keeps telling us that the cloud is not as perfect as we think it is.
Bob "The Cloud Banger"
Bob is the one who actually understands how the cloud works. Unfortunately, his explanation will put you to sleep in 2 seconds.