Our Values

We're a bunch of misfits, united in our love of

Puns!
Sarcasm!
Unapologetic use of more than 4 colors!

Our mission is to confuse, annoy, and occasionally entertain our audience with an unapologetic display of visual and semantic excess.

Read our Mission Statement See our Values in Action

This HTML page is styled with a bright red background, black text, and an unapologetically excessive use of borders, shadows, and other visual effects. The content is a tongue-in-cheek statement of the website's values, including a love of puns, sarcasm, and excessive use of colors. The page includes links to two fictional sub-pages, "Our Mission Statement" and "Our Values in Action".