Our Mission Statement

Our mission is to serve the finest, most mediocre, and utterly confusing web content to the masses. We pride ourselves on being the anti-anti-establishment, the rebels of the internet, the beneath the surface of the mainstream.

Our values include:

• We value the importance of unnecessary line breaks in paragraphs.
• We believe in the power of poorly kerned fonts.
• We are committed to serving content that is 90% likely to cause eye strain.
• We stand strong against the scourge of clear and concise writing.

What do we value most?