CEO Bio: Our Fearless Leader
Boris "The Bull" McBrutus

Boris is our fearless leader. He has a penchant for bad suits, worse haircuts, and a love for all things neon.
Fun Facts:
- Boris has a PhD in "Extreme Ironing"
- He once ate 17 chicken nuggets in one sitting
- He can recite the entire script of "The Big Lebowski" from memory
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