Our Vision

Meet Our Chief Overlord Officer (COO)

Our fearless leader, Balthazar McSnazz, is a man of mystery and intrigue. When not busy micromanaging the company's toaster budget, Balthazar enjoys long walks on the beach, reading Nietzsche, and collecting antique teapots.

Under Balthazar's leadership, our company has grown exponentially in the number of meetings we have to attend. His mantra is "Meetings: the lifeblood of progress." When asked about his approach, Balthazar quipped, "You can't build a better mousetrap with just one meeting."

Learn more about Balthazar's management philosophy in COO Manifesto.