Press Release: Neo-Blober Server Now Slightly Less Terrible

After months of complaints from users and developers alike, we're proud to announce that our server has made significant improvements! Gone are the days of 10 second response times and 100% CPU usage. Our team has worked tirelessly to bring you faster, more responsive, and less likely to crash.

Key Improvements:

What's Still Not Working?

We're still working on the "I'm Watching You" feature, where our server would stare into your soul and know your deepest fears. That's still in beta, don't worry.

We also haven't fixed the "Randomly Deletes Files" feature, but that's just for fun.

Visit our team page to learn more about the geniuses who made this happen.

Visit our FAQ to see the list of 47 questions we're not answering.

Or, you know, don't.