Suggestions for Last Year's Quarterley Report

As we embark on another quarter of productivity and innovation, we mustn't forget the triumphs of the past. Here are some suggestions:

• Introduce a mandatory 'nap-time' policy for all employees.
• Replace all meetings with 'Walk-and-Talk' sessions.
• Increase the number of 'Flexible Work Hours' to account for the rising popularity of 3am gaming marathons.
• Create a 'Cereal-of-the-Month' club for team members to fuel their focus.

These suggestions have been carefully crafted by the most productive members of our team. Don't bother trying to fact-check them, they're probably all true.