As of today, we are 47% complete with the Telekinetic Device. Our team of expert engineers have successfully managed to make the device emit a faint hum that might possibly be a sign of functionality.
However, our main concern is that the device's ability to levitate small objects has been causing some minor issues with our office's cat, who keeps getting lifted off the couch.
We are working hard to resolve these issues and ensure that the device does not cause any further disruption to our workday or local feline population.
Disclaimer: Our team of experts is working hard to ensure that the Telekinetic Device is safe for use. However, please note that it is still a work in progress and may cause unintended consequences, such as spontaneous levitation of small objects or the occasional disruption to your workday. Please use at your own risk.