Our research team has been working tirelessly for years to perfect the art of telekinesis with our revolutionary 3D printed, laser-guided, coffee-fueled masterpiece. Using cutting-edge technology and an unrelenting passion for innovation, we're on the cusp of a breakthrough.
Phase 1: Initial Prototyping, Phase 2: Iterative Refining, Phase 3: Large-Scale Testing
Stay tuned for updates on our progress, and don't forget to follow us on social media for behind-the-scenes peeks into the lab.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, you can contribute your own code to help us push the boundaries of telekinetic innovation.
The device consists of:
Our proprietary software suite includes: