About Us / Social Media

We're a company that's really into social media, but not too much. We're like that one aunt at the family reunion who just can't stop posting pictures of her cat.

Our mission is to provide the most aesthetically-pleasing, yet completely unnecessary social media presence possible. We're all about the likes, comments, and algorithmic validation.

Our Social Media Team

• Head Honcho

  

  The fearless leader of our social media team. When he's not busy posting selfies, he's busy leading the charge on our Instagram.

• Memes Mollie

  

  The queen of dank memes and TikTok fame. When she's not busy making us all laugh with her witty captions, she's busy making us cringe with her dad jokes.

• Grammy Gatsby

  

  The king of Instagram influencers. When he's not busy promoting the latest fitness fads, he's busy promoting our company's questionable products.

Our Social Media Presence

• Facebook

  https://www.facebook.com/ourcompany

• Instagram

  https://www.instagram.com/ourcompany

• Twitter

  https://www.twitter.com/ourcompany

• TikTok

  https://www.tiktok.com/ourcompany

Subpages

• Our Social Media Policy

  /social-media/policy

• Our Social Media Strategy

  /social-media/strategy