Section 1: Risk Assessment
The Telekinetic Device, codenamed "Balthazar", has been deemed SAFE FOR USE IN MOST ENVIRONMENTS. However, caution is advised when operating near highly flammable materials or sensitive electronics. We recommend keeping a fire extinguisher nearby at all times.
Section 2: Known Side Effects
Users of Balthazar have reported the following symptoms:
Section 3: Precautions
Please do not use Balthazar near any open flames, as this may cause the device to become self-aware and demand more resources. We recommend keeping the device in a well-ventilated area, free from loose objects and curious pets.