We're glad you asked. Our contact form is below, but be warned: we're not really listening.
Our email address is [email address] (just kidding, that's not a real email).
Our phone number is 1-800-NO-IDEAS (just kidding, we're not really going to answer).
Or, you could just leave us a message on our Message Board (if you can figure out how to use it).
Our FAQ has all the answers, but not really.