Our FAQ: Because You Clearly Have Questions

Q: What is this abomination?

A: It's our website. We're not really sure what you're talking about.

What is it?

Q: Why do you use such an aggressive color scheme?

A: Because we hate our eyes and want to induce a migraine.

Color Scheme: Because We Hate Our Eyes

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Our Ad Blocker Monkeys: A Team of Highly Trained Specialists