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Our Prophetic Dominance

We are the chosen ones, the ones who see into the very fabric of time and space. Our visions are not of the faint of heart, but of the bold and the brave.

We have foreseen the end of the world, and it's coming soon. The signs are clear: the coffee shops are running out of avocado toast, the politicians are acting like toddlers, and the weather is just plain weird.

But fear not, mortals! For we, the Prophets of the Apocalypse, shall guide you through the trials and tribulations of the impending doom. Our words are laced with truth, and our predictions are backed by a strong foundation of questionable sources and unverifiable data.

Read our Prophetic Predictions to see for yourself the wonders of what is to come.

And if you're feeling brave, read our Prophetic Prophecies, where we dive into the deepest, darkest corners of the unknown.

We are the Prophets of the Apocalypse, and we're here to guide you through the coming storm.

(Or not. We're not really sure. But it'll be fun, we promise.)

Join us, and together we can weather the coming apocalypse.